“The truth is that in my job, becoming old and becoming extinct are one and the same thing.”

Unless you’re willing to look a little foolish, forget the possibility of becoming great.

The only thing in the world you can change is yourself and that makes all the difference in the world.

If you can’t go straight ahead, you go around the corner.

I think that the longer I look good, the better gay men feel.

Come hell or water high you’ll never see me cry this is our last good bye.

You know, honey, husbands come and go but I’m still Cher at the end of the day.

Until you’re ready to look foolish, you’ll never have the possibility of being great.

One thing about prejudices — once you break one of them, you’re screwed, because then they all have got to go.

People are negative no matter what you do.

It’s a dirty job being ridiculous, but I’ll do it.

Anyone who’s a great kisser I’m always interested in.

I don’t need a man. But I’m happier with one. I like to have someone I can touch and squeeze and kiss. But I don’t fold up and die if I don’t have a man around.

Husbands are like fires – they go out when they’re left unattended.

If it doesn’t matter in five years, it doesn’t matter.

In the recession people are going to be looking even more at what movie stars are wearing, as it provides a fantasy outlet.

I’m the female equivalent of a counterfeit $20 bill. Half of what you see is a pretty good reproduction, the rest is a fraud.

A diamond is a piece of coal that stuck to the job.

If you’re not enjoying your work, you should either change your attitude, or change your job.

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created.

A vote for Republicans is a vote for safe communities, great jobs, and a limitless future

I suddenly think the job of acting is a difficult one. It’s not as flip, irrelevant, and shallow a calling as I thought it was in the Eighties.

I believe that every interaction is an act of fate in some way, that we’re meant to interact with them, and it’s our job to flesh that out and experience it to the fullest and learn the lessons we’re meant to.

It is a mistake to hire huge numbers of people to get a complicated job done.

It’s not that other countries steal jobs from you guys. It’s your strategy. Distribute the money and things in a proper way.