Don’t take your toys inside just because it’s raining.
CHERDon’t take your toys inside just because it’s raining.
CHERI think that the longer I look good, the better gay men feel.
CHERI’ve been up and down so many times that I feel as if I’m in a revolving door.
CHERThe only grounds for divorce in California are marriage.
CHERI’m going to have wrinkles really soon.
CHERI’ve had so many rebirths, I should come with my own midwife by now.
CHERHusbands are like fires – they go out when they’re left unattended.
CHERDonald Trump can’t come up with a hairstyle that looks human, how can he come up with a plan to defeat ISIS.
CHERI’m scared to death of being poor. It’s like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat inside. I grew up poor and will always feel poor inside. It’s my pet paranoia.
CHERIt doesn’t always turn out. It’s not always a happy ending when sometimes you say things that you think, and it goes against the grain of the larger group.
CHERIt’s a dirty job being ridiculous, but I’ll do it.
CHERHate crimes are the scariest thing in the world because these people really believe what they’re doing is right.
CHERFor someone who likes tattoos, the most precious thing is bare skin.
CHERI wouldn’t give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath and don’t take any of it too seriously.
CHERIn the recession people are going to be looking even more at what movie stars are wearing, as it provides a fantasy outlet.
CHERI can trust my friends… these people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow.
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