A twenty three year old hits on me in a coffee shop in venice, and I ask him if father is single.
CHELSIE DIANEI call you to say we have no other choice but to date for a year go our separate ways and cheat on whoever we marry forever.
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It finally happened like I thought it might I run into you.
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I know this won’t always be a good deal for me I make it anyway.
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Oh the salt water I had to sweat to realize there was an ocean inside of me.
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I will not believe It’s less holy to be human. I will not bow my head. I will not close my eyes to god.
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You say: you are mourning a man that could not love you. Full stop. Cover the last word. There’s the truth.
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You loved me gray sweatpants and I loved you drunk on stouts and I am velveeta mac and cheese.
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The day my children move out is years I can count on two hands I have them half this time years I count on one.
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My brother has not spoken to me in years. Something to do with Donald Trump or Jesus Christ or our horrible stepfather.
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I want to be in an Jane Austen novel with you.
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Ancient shamans asked the sick one question only when did you stop singing?
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If your mother does not love you well or is no longer here to love you well, may you feel worthy enough to open to the thousand tiny ways the spirit of mother longs to love you today.
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You’re rolling me in coffee hands I’m u-turn smoked rubber coming back- oh I’m spent, ask on the still.
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I meet you and know suddenly and horribly there is no difference between sex and war that I must die to get that close to touching god.
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Hour 36 of labor. I pull at god’s necktie dig a hole at the hospital floor.
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Go fuck yourself.
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