I took the bobblehead of him off his refrigerator and kissed it.
CHELSIE DIANEYou can’t go to a kindergarten teacher after me.
More Chelsie Diane Quotes
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I want to be in an Jane Austen novel with you.
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You can’t go to a kindergarten teacher after me.
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I call you to say we have no other choice but to date for a year go our separate ways and cheat on whoever we marry forever.
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God is a woman and like every woman has millions of years of men speaking for her.
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I found my old diary tonight. A brokenness I had forgotten pen pressured so deep it punctured page. I ran my fingers over my words and there inside ridges black I found a little girl desperate for someone to save her, desperate for the very woman I have become.
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Go fuck yourself.
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You’re rolling me in coffee hands I’m u-turn smoked rubber coming back- oh I’m spent, ask on the still.
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Good morning. The sun is 93 million miles away her light takes 8 minutes to find you each day. You are on purpose.
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When I reached for what I wanted, they said I left my needs behind. But if all birds need is on the ground why then do they fly?
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My brother has not spoken to me in years. Something to do with Donald Trump or Jesus Christ or our horrible stepfather.
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Everything great I’ve done I did not think to do so.
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This morning I tell the kindest man on earth after two dates, you are good and you are not my man. My man is not as good as you.
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May my children never read this.
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Ancient shamans asked the sick one question only when did you stop singing?
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I know this won’t always be a good deal for me I make it anyway.
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