A twenty three year old hits on me in a coffee shop in venice, and I ask him if father is single.
CHELSIE DIANEI took the bobblehead of him off his refrigerator and kissed it.
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Go fuck yourself.
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I want to be in an Jane Austen novel with you.
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The most revolutionary act women can do is take back the life that belongs to you.
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You loved me gray sweatpants and I loved you drunk on stouts and I am velveeta mac and cheese.
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May my children never read this.
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Oh the salt water I had to sweat to realize there was an ocean inside of me.
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You’re rolling me in coffee hands I’m u-turn smoked rubber coming back- oh I’m spent, ask on the still.
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This morning I tell the kindest man on earth after two dates, you are good and you are not my man. My man is not as good as you.
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Everything great I’ve done I did not think to do so.
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I took the bobblehead of him off his refrigerator and kissed it.
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The day my children move out is years I can count on two hands I have them half this time years I count on one.
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If your mother does not love you well or is no longer here to love you well, may you feel worthy enough to open to the thousand tiny ways the spirit of mother longs to love you today.
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When I reached for what I wanted, they said I left my needs behind. But if all birds need is on the ground why then do they fly?
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Don’t get too used to being alone.
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My brother has not spoken to me in years. Something to do with Donald Trump or Jesus Christ or our horrible stepfather.
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