This morning I tell the kindest man on earth after two dates, you are good and you are not my man. My man is not as good as you.
CHELSIE DIANEI took the bobblehead of him off his refrigerator and kissed it.
More Chelsie Diane Quotes
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You can’t go to a kindergarten teacher after me.
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You loved me gray sweatpants and I loved you drunk on stouts and I am velveeta mac and cheese.
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God is a woman and like every woman has millions of years of men speaking for her.
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I want to be in an Jane Austen novel with you.
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The argentinian kisses me on a beach in tulum.
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Good morning. The sun is 93 million miles away her light takes 8 minutes to find you each day. You are on purpose.
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Hour 36 of labor. I pull at god’s necktie dig a hole at the hospital floor.
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The uncharted territory of the western amazon is called the mother of god.
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The most revolutionary act women can do is take back the life that belongs to you.
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My brother has not spoken to me in years. Something to do with Donald Trump or Jesus Christ or our horrible stepfather.
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I want you as a lemon the waiter brings on a tiny white plate. I want him to watch while I squeeze you into my mouth and swallow the rind.
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May my children never read this.
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Don’t get too used to being alone.
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Ancient shamans asked the sick one question only when did you stop singing?
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I know this won’t always be a good deal for me I make it anyway.
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