“Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease from pain.”

Life could be wonderful if people would leave you alone

I neither believe nor disbelieve anything.

More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness

I am an emotional cuss.

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.

It takes courage to make a fool of yourself.

A tramp, a gentleman, a poet, a dreamer, a lonely fellow, always hopeful of romance and adventure.

Love is life on a higher plain of existence, working through man to unite the forces of nature into a perfect whole.

You’ll never find a rainbow if you’re looking down.

Whomever lives, gambles with life.

There are more valid facts and details in works of art than there are in history books.

My only enemy is time.

People miss happiness by chasing after false values and repressing the feelings that make life valuable and beautiful.

I am an artist, not a politician.

Laughter is very close to tears and vice versa.

Our tragedies are only as big as we make them.

One day you’ll be happier than ever, laughing at your past problems.

If you can make a woman laugh, you’re seeing the most beautiful thing on God’s earth.

Be kind to yourself, we’re only human, go slow, put your phone down and laugh out loud at every opportunity.

His laugh sounds an awful lot like my happiness.

When she laughs, her soul floats outside her body and I can touch it.

Let’s do crazy things; Let’s laugh so much until our eyes are filled with tears. Let’s be senseless for a while.

An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.