What does politically correct mean? If you’re fat, don’t ask me if you’re fat, because I’m gonna tell you the truth. You’re fat.
CHARLES BARKLEYIf all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world?
More Charles Barkley Quotes
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I have nothing against old people; I want to be one myself one day.
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These are my new shoes. They’re good shoes. They won’t make you rich like me, they won’t make you rebound like me, they definitely won’t make you handsome like me. They’ll only make you have shoes like me. That’s it.
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The main thing to do is relax and let your talent do the work.
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I was a Republican until they lost their minds.
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I want to be a politician. I think I understand how the system works, I think a lot of politicians are corrupt, and it’s about time we put some people in there who are going to look out for the majority of the people instead of the rich people.
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Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.
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Just because you say something doesn’t make it controversial, and it doesn’t make you a bad person.
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You can talk without saying a thing. I don’t ever want to be that type of person.
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You know what I always say about basketball whenever anybody tried to tell me the Knicks are gonna be good: They’re old. Old people don’t get healthy. They die.
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Unfortunately, as I tell my white friends, we as black people, we’re never going to be successful not because of you white people but because of other black people.
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I’m not a role model. Just because I dunk a basketball doesn’t mean I should raise your kids.
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You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I’m the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right.
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I’m not paid to be a role model, parents should be role models.
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The older I get, the faster I was.
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If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn’t get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.
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