I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I’ve got a technique. It’s called just go get the damn ball.
CHARLES BARKLEYIf Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn’t get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.
More Charles Barkley Quotes
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I read that heavy drinking is bad for your health. I decided I better stop reading.
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Just because you say something doesn’t make it controversial, and it doesn’t make you a bad person.
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Unfortunately, as I tell my white friends, we as black people, we’re never going to be successful not because of you white people but because of other black people.
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We’re not all supposed to think alike.
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We don’t need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.
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I’m just what America needs: another unemployed black man.
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If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world?
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Half Man, Half Sit-Out-The-Season.
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Poor people cannot rely on the government to come to help you in times of need. You have to get your education. Then nobody can control your destiny.
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But when I see a story on welfare on television, they only show black people.
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This is why I hate white people. You guys try to turn everything into a racial issue.
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My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.
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Kids are great. That’s one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet. It’s a shame they have to grow up to be regular people and come to the games and call you names.
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Yeah Ernie, its called defense, I mean I wouldn’t know anything about it personally but I’ve heard about it through the grapevine.
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I’m not paid to be a role model. I’m paid to wreak havoc on the basketball court.
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