People always say he can run and he can jump. So can a deer and you wouldn’t put a deer in the game.
CHARLES BARKLEYIf Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn’t get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.
More Charles Barkley Quotes
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Poor people cannot rely on the government to come to help you in times of need. You have to get your education. Then nobody can control your destiny.
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If you’re scarde to fail, you don’t deserve to be successful.
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I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I’ve got a technique. It’s called just go get the damn ball.
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I came to the realization a couple months ago that I am fat. If you get tired from walking – and that’s all that golf is – then you are officially fat.
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Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.
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You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I’m the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right.
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The main thing to do is relax and let your talent do the work.
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Half Man, Half Sit-Out-The-Season.
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I read that heavy drinking is bad for your health. I decided I better stop reading.
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If ifs were gifts, every day would be Christmas.
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I played against him (Wilkins) in college. Getting nominated with him, that’s pretty cool.
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We don’t need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.
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When you’re black, you have to deal with so much crap in your life from other black people. It’s a dirty, dark secret; I’m glad it’s coming out.
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I don’t worry about playing basketball; that comes natural. I just want to have fun.
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But when I see a story on welfare on television, they only show black people.
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