I remember sitting down with the Rockets and saying, ‘Yeah. I’m going to retire.’ They said, ‘Well, we’ll give you $9 million.’ And I said, ‘You got a pen on you?’
CHARLES BARKLEYPoor white people and poor black people just don’t know how much they have in common. Rich people don’t give a damn about either group.
More Charles Barkley Quotes
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I’m afraid of the skeletons in my closet. I’ve got a whole cemetery full of them.
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This is why I hate white people. You guys try to turn everything into a racial issue.
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You can talk without saying a thing. I don’t ever want to be that type of person.
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Poor white people and poor black people just don’t know how much they have in common. Rich people don’t give a damn about either group.
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Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they’re still poor.
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Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter’s old enough to take care of that herself.
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You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I’m the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right.
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If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn’t get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.
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What does politically correct mean? If you’re fat, don’t ask me if you’re fat, because I’m gonna tell you the truth. You’re fat.
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Poor people cannot rely on the government to come to help you in times of need. You have to get your education. Then nobody can control your destiny.
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The older I get, the faster I was.
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Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.
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Well, when I went off to college, the guys I used to hang with were pumping gas and voting Democrat. Today they’re still pumping gas and voting Democrat. Guess the Democrats didn’t do much for them.
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Social media is where losers go to feel important.
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I don’t hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime.
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