Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.
CHARLES BARKLEYUnfortunately, as I tell my white friends, we as black people, we’re never going to be successful not because of you white people but because of other black people.
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I like to help poor people who got no chance. If rich people don’t, who will? Not other poor people, that’s for sure.
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But when I see a story on welfare on television, they only show black people.
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Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter’s old enough to take care of that herself.
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People always say turn the other cheek. If you turn the other cheek, I’m gonna hit you in the other cheek too.
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Unfortunately, as I tell my white friends, we as black people, we’re never going to be successful not because of you white people but because of other black people.
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I’m afraid of the skeletons in my closet. I’ve got a whole cemetery full of them.
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You know it’s going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.
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White folks are not going to come to see a bunch of guys with tattoos, with cornrows. I’m sorry, but anyone who thinks different, they’re stupid.
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I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I’ve got a technique. It’s called just go get the damn ball.
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I think anybody who is racist is an idiot whether they are black or white.
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When you get arrested it’s in big letters. When you get acquitted it’s in small letters.
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If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn’t get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.
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If ifs were gifts, every day would be Christmas.
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I don’t hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime.
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I know I’m never as good or bad as one single performance. I’ve never believed in my critics or my worshippers, and I’ve always been able to leave the game at the arena.
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