Curling is not a sport. I called my grandmother and told her she could win a gold medal because they have dusting in the Olympics now.
CHARLES BARKLEYWhen you get arrested it’s in big letters. When you get acquitted it’s in small letters.
More Charles Barkley Quotes
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If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn’t get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.
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My message is simple: take control of your life.
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You got to believe in yourself. Hell, I believe I’m the best-looking guy in the world and I might be right.
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I have nothing against old people; I want to be one myself one day.
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I just thank God for Dennis [Rodman], cause he makes me look like a saint.
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Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.
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Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
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We don’t need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.
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I just wish all these young black kids would realize how significant it is to stop acting a fool out there, killing each other, not getting their education. You know, people have died to put us in a situation to be successful.
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I was a Republican until they lost their minds.
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Unfortunately, as I tell my white friends, we as black people, we’re never going to be successful not because of you white people but because of other black people.
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He’s got to bring something stronger than that. That’s like bringing milk to a bar, it’s not strong enough
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If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world?
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The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not.
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Half Man, Half Sit-Out-The-Season.
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