If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world?
CHARLES BARKLEYWhen you get arrested it’s in big letters. When you get acquitted it’s in small letters.
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I know I’m never as good or bad as one single performance. I’ve never believed in my critics or my worshippers, and I’ve always been able to leave the game at the arena.
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If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn’t get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.
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I’m just what America needs: another unemployed black man.
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I’m not a role model. Just because I dunk a basketball doesn’t mean I should raise your kids.
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We’re not all supposed to think alike.
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I’d never buy my girl a watch… she’s already got a clock over the stove.
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Kids are great. That’s one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet. It’s a shame they have to grow up to be regular people and come to the games and call you names.
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The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not.
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I came to the realization a couple months ago that I am fat. If you get tired from walking – and that’s all that golf is – then you are officially fat.
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When you get arrested it’s in big letters. When you get acquitted it’s in small letters.
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There’s nobody you’d rather beat than your good friend.
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Preseason is just a way to screw fans out of money.
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There’s only 5 real jobs in the world. Teacher, fireman, policeman, doctor and somebody who is in the armed service. If you don’t have one of those 5 jobs, you shouldn’t take your life that serious.
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Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.
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When you read the book you see that these guys aren’t holding any punches. They’re straightforward. They’re honest. They’re giving you their honest opinion.
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