Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter’s old enough to take care of that herself.
CHARLES BARKLEYMy initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.
More Charles Barkley Quotes
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Just because you say something doesn’t make it controversial, and it doesn’t make you a bad person.
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Well, all I can say is that people know I’m not saying anything out of malice.
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I just thank God for Dennis [Rodman], cause he makes me look like a saint.
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I like to help poor people who got no chance. If rich people don’t, who will? Not other poor people, that’s for sure.
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I’m not a role model. Just because I dunk a basketball doesn’t mean I should raise your kids.
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Curling is not a sport. I called my grandmother and told her she could win a gold medal because they have dusting in the Olympics now.
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I remember sitting down with the Rockets and saying, ‘Yeah. I’m going to retire.’ They said, ‘Well, we’ll give you $9 million.’ And I said, ‘You got a pen on you?’
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When you get arrested it’s in big letters. When you get acquitted it’s in small letters.
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I was a Republican until they lost their minds.
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I know I’m never as good or bad as one single performance. I’ve never believed in my critics or my worshippers, and I’ve always been able to leave the game at the arena.
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Yeah Ernie, its called defense, I mean I wouldn’t know anything about it personally but I’ve heard about it through the grapevine.
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If ifs were gifts, every day would be Christmas.
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Well, when I went off to college, the guys I used to hang with were pumping gas and voting Democrat. Today they’re still pumping gas and voting Democrat. Guess the Democrats didn’t do much for them.
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There’s nobody you’d rather beat than your good friend.
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I don’t hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime.
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