We don’t need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.
CHARLES BARKLEYWhen I speak to kids I tell them, ‘Hey, you think your parents are a pain in the ass now, but they’re going to get smarter as you get older.’
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I played against him (Wilkins) in college. Getting nominated with him, that’s pretty cool.
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Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.
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I have nothing against old people; I want to be one myself one day.
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There’s nobody you’d rather beat than your good friend.
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I don’t have time to put up with the politics. Who’s a Democrat? Who’s a Republican? Who’s liberal? Who’s conservative? Man, can my daughter just go to a school and not get killed? Can these people get a good job? That’s what I’m concerned about.
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If I weren’t earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.
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The only difference between a good shot and a bad shot is if it goes in or not.
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My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.
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I’d never buy my girl a watch… she’s already got a clock over the stove.
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If ifs were gifts, every day would be Christmas.
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Well, when I went off to college, the guys I used to hang with were pumping gas and voting Democrat. Today they’re still pumping gas and voting Democrat. Guess the Democrats didn’t do much for them.
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When I speak to kids I tell them, ‘Hey, you think your parents are a pain in the ass now, but they’re going to get smarter as you get older.’
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I don’t think of myself as giving interviews. I just have conversations. That gets me in trouble.
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People always say turn the other cheek. If you turn the other cheek, I’m gonna hit you in the other cheek too.
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Every time I think about changing a diaper, I run a little bit harder and a little bit faster to make sure I can afford a nanny until my daughter’s old enough to take care of that herself.
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