I haven’t seen this many men dressed in women’s clothing since my bachelor party.
BRUCE WILLISWhoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English.
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I had no idea Canada could be so much fun.
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No one predicts the future. No one tries to.
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Hair loss is God’s way of telling me I’m human.
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I mean, look, I wear makeup in films. I don’t wear makeup in real life. It’s just part of the gig, that’s all.
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Art imitates life and, sometimes, life imitates art. It’s a weird combination of elements.
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But the action film genre is gonna have to come up with some new bad guys.
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You wouldn’t want to see a movie where the bad guys triumph over the good guys all the time. You’d get bummed out, and you’d just stay at home and watch the news.
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My friends are always honest with me about films. But I really wanted to talk to regular people and kind of have a forum to interact with them; not just about films, but about everything.
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Violence – look, we live in a violent world, man. This country was founded on violence. Who’s kidding who?
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I believe in justice, and I believe in people being held responsible for their actions.
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I’m really just a regular guy who has had an incredibly blessed life.
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Organized religions in general, in my opinion, are dying forms.
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On the one hand, we’ll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.
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If I had a choice, I would do comedy all the time. It’s just the most challenging thing. To make someone laugh is the most challenging thing, and the most rewarding thing, in entertainment.
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There is nothing better than strolling down the beach the way God made you.
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