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If I had a choice, I would do comedy all the time. It’s just the most challenging thing. To make someone laugh is the most challenging thing, and the most rewarding thing, in entertainment.

Bruce Willis

I think that there are a lot of law enforcement officers out there who work according to their own set of what is right and what is wrong. And that doesn’t always include respect for administration cops, you know, people that are higher up the food chain.
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Administration Chain Food High Law Myself Office People Respect Right Thinking Wrong
They hear you own up, and they learn to own up.
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Hear Learning Yourself
I always question whether it’s the right time for anything I do.
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Action Myself Question Right Time
I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.
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Head Laughter Morning Myself Wake Up
Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.
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Myself Sister Small Terrorism
Art imitates life and, sometimes, life imitates art. It’s a weird combination of elements.
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Art Combination Element Imitation Life Weird
They look right. And you move left.
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Direction Move Right Sight Yourself
There’s a long history of all kinds of cop films… But all these films are really about the same thing: the good guys triumphing over the bad guys.
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Bad Goodness History Kind Movie Success Triumph
Everyone has a right to bear arms. If you take guns away from legal gun owners, then the only people who have guns are the bad guys.
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Bad Legal Man People Right Weapon
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
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Funny Myself Negative
Organized religions in general, in my opinion, are dying forms.
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Death Form Opinion Organization Religion
My wife heard me say I love you a thousand times, but she never once heard me say sorry.
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Herself I Love You Myself Sorry Wife
I haven’t seen this many men dressed in women’s clothing since my bachelor party.
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Dress Man Myself Woman
I never think there’s any competition between films. I root for everybody’s films. I especially have a fond place in my heart for graphic novels and comics.
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Competition Graphic Heart Movie Myself Place Thinking
Whether you’re a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head.
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Appearance Hairs Heart Man Yourself
Balding if God’s way of showing you are only human… He takes the hair off your head and puts it in your ears.
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Age Funny God Hairs Human Show Yourself

If I had a choice, I would do comedy all the time. It’s just the most challenging thing. To make someone laugh is the most challenging thing, and the most rewarding thing, in entertainment.

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If I had a choice, I would do comedy all the time. It’s just the most challenging thing. To make someone laugh is the most challenging thing, and the most rewarding thing, in entertainment.

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