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On the one hand, we’ll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.

Bruce Willis

I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.
BRUCE WILLIS

Head Laughter Morning Myself Wake Up
Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.
BRUCE WILLIS

Myself Sister Small Terrorism
Your kids need your love and attention, and being able to devote myself to them is very fulfilling. As I get older, spending time with my daughters makes things much easier. You learn to put your ego aside.
BRUCE WILLIS

Attention Children Ego Fulfill Love Old Time Yourself
They look right. And you move left.
BRUCE WILLIS

Direction Move Right Sight Yourself
You can kind of judge how old a film is by the size of the cell phones.
BRUCE WILLIS

Judgment Kind Movie Old Phone
I’m always excited to be around other actors. I sometimes only get to work with myself, and it’s so tedious. I was so excited to go to work every day, and we ran into work every day.
BRUCE WILLIS

Actor Excitement Myself Run Work
I had never really dated. I’ve always been a relationship kind of person.
BRUCE WILLIS

Date Kind Myself Person Relationship
If you catch him, just give me four seconds with Saddam Hussein.
BRUCE WILLIS

Catch Himself Time
I hate working out. Because I work out for films now solely I come to associate it with work.
BRUCE WILLIS

Association Hate Myself Work
Art imitates life and, sometimes, life imitates art. It’s a weird combination of elements.
BRUCE WILLIS

Art Combination Element Imitation Life Weird
There are, I think, three countries left in the world where I can go and I’m not as well-known as I am here. I’m a pretty big star, folks – I don’t have to tell you. Superstar, I guess you could say.
BRUCE WILLIS

Country Myself Stardom Thinking World
No one predicts the future. No one tries to.
BRUCE WILLIS

Future Oneself Prediction Try
There is nothing better than strolling down the beach the way God made you.
BRUCE WILLIS

Beach Better Feeling God Yourself
On the one hand, we’ll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.
BRUCE WILLIS

Experience Hands Open Ourselves
I think that the “what if” game is what you guys get to do. I don’t have to do that. I hate the “what if” game. I’m such a believer in everything happening the way it’s supposed to happen.
BRUCE WILLIS

Believe Game Hate Myself Thinking Way
I haven’t seen this many men dressed in women’s clothing since my bachelor party.
BRUCE WILLIS

Dress Man Myself Woman

On the one hand, we’ll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.

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