I wake up laughing every day. I get a kick out of life.
BRUCE WILLISBalding if God’s way of showing you are only human… He takes the hair off your head and puts it in your ears.
More Bruce Willis Quotes
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Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English.
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I mean, look, I wear makeup in films. I don’t wear makeup in real life. It’s just part of the gig, that’s all.
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No one ever thinks about what the hell is going to happen 25 years from now.
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My friends are always honest with me about films. But I really wanted to talk to regular people and kind of have a forum to interact with them; not just about films, but about everything.
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If I had a choice, I would do comedy all the time. It’s just the most challenging thing. To make someone laugh is the most challenging thing, and the most rewarding thing, in entertainment.
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I’m staggered by the question of what it’s like to be a multimilionaire. I always have to remind myself that I am.
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I never think about the downs. Well, only when I get asked during interviews.
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I wake up laughing. Yes, I wake up in the morning and there I am just laughing my head off.
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But the action film genre is gonna have to come up with some new bad guys.
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Now I know what a TV dinner feels like.
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Violence – look, we live in a violent world, man. This country was founded on violence. Who’s kidding who?
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They look right. And you move left.
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When you think about where are you going to find that big love of your life, you seldom think it’s someone you already know. You think it’s someone you’re yet to meet.
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I just try to go to work, and concentrate on coming home to my girls.
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I hate working out. Because I work out for films now solely I come to associate it with work.
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