Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English.
BRUCE WILLISAfter I did the first Die Hard I said I’d never do another, same after I did the second one and the third. The whole genre was running itself into the ground.
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On the one hand, we’ll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars.
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There’s a long history of all kinds of cop films… But all these films are really about the same thing: the good guys triumphing over the bad guys.
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I had never really dated. I’ve always been a relationship kind of person.
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I think that there are a lot of law enforcement officers out there who work according to their own set of what is right and what is wrong. And that doesn’t always include respect for administration cops, you know, people that are higher up the food chain.
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Art imitates life and, sometimes, life imitates art. It’s a weird combination of elements.
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If you think anyone goes out and commits crimes because of some daffy film they’ve seen, then I question your judgment.
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If you catch him, just give me four seconds with Saddam Hussein.
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You can’t undo the past but you can certainly not repeat it.
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Hair loss is God’s way of telling me I’m human.
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I never think about the downs. Well, only when I get asked during interviews.
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I think that the “what if” game is what you guys get to do. I don’t have to do that. I hate the “what if” game. I’m such a believer in everything happening the way it’s supposed to happen.
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Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.
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I would say, ‘I’m alone, but I’m not lonely.’ But I was just kidding myself.
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What I say is what I say, I don’t always say the right thing, I don’t always say the politically correct thing. I don’t have any regrets about that.
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If I had a choice, I would do comedy all the time. It’s just the most challenging thing. To make someone laugh is the most challenging thing, and the most rewarding thing, in entertainment.
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