They tried boiling books, but that didn’t work very well.” “I’m surprised they haven’t tried boiling one another.” “Oh, it’s been tried,” Galladon said. “Fortunately. something happens to us during the Shaod-apparently the flesh of a dead man doesn’t taste too good. Kolo?
BRANDON SANDERSONNot all librarians are evil cultists. Some librarians are instead vengeful undead who want to suck your soul.
More Brandon Sanderson Quotes
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I’ve seen Steelheart bleed
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Sometimes, son,” my father said, prying my fingers free, “you have to help the heroes along.
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There are no endings, and never will be endings, to the turning of the Wheel of Time. But it was an ending.
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But you can’t kill me, Lord Tyrant. I represent that one thing you’ve never been able to kill, no matter how hard you try. I am hope.
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We were like deaf people trying to dance to a beat we couldn’t hear, long after the music actually stopped.
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Wayne: You wanna know why I really came to find you? Waxilliam: Why? Wayne: I thought of you happy in a comfy bed, resting and relaxing, spending the rest of your life sipping tea and reading papers while people bring you food and maids rub your toes and stuff.
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Marsh: Our best efforts were never even a mild annoyance to the Lord Ruler.” Kelsier: Ah, but being an annoyance is something that I am very good at. In fact.
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I’m far more than just a ‘mild’ annoyance–people tell me I can be downright frustrating. Might as well use this talent for the cause of good, eh?
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Can a woman not walk with her possessions down the street of a city?
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Galladon paused for a moment, then laughed. “Does nothing frighten you, sule?” “Actually, pretty much everything here does.
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It’s not imitating anything; it has become a better version of itself.
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I’m convinced that responsibility is some kind of psychological disease.
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Those books are invariably described as “important”- which in my experience, pretty much means that they’re boring. (words like meaningful and thoughtful are other good clues.)
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Have you finally grown so jealous of my impeccable fashion sense that you’ve decided to have me disposed of?
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How did men believe in something that preached love on one hand, yet taught destruction of unbelievers on the other? How did one rationalize belief with no proof?
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