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My dear, did you just try to prove the existence of God with your cleavage?

Brandon Sanderson

That’s the funny thing about arriving somewhere, Vin,” he said with a wink. “Once you’re there, the only thing you can really do is leave again.
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Arriving Funny Said Things
I strive for nothing if not consistency
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Consistency Nothing Strive
I am what the universe made me to be, my dear.
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Dear Made Universe
To age truly was to suffer the ultimate treason, that of one’s body against oneself.
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Age Body Suffering
My name is Stephen Leeds, and I am perfectly sane. My hallucinations, however, are all quite mad.
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Hallucination Mad Names
It’s like a banana farm for guns!
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Bananas Farms Gun
A man was defined not by his flaws, but by how he overcame them.
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Defined Flaws Men
Eternity ended ten years ago.
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Eternity Mundane Years
Authors also create lovable, friendly characters, then proceed to do terrible things to them, like throw them in unsightly librarian-controlled dungeons.
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Cute Hurt Party
I will protect those who cannot protect themselves.
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People Protect Themselves
Sometimes, son,” my father said, prying my fingers free, “you have to help the heroes along.
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Father Hero Son
This is going to take a while. I’m a fantasy author. We have trouble with the concept of brevity.
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Brevity Fantasy Trouble
To live is to have worries and uncertainties. Keep them inside, and they will destroy you for certain–leaving behind a person so callused that emotion can find no root in his heart.
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Heart Life Person Roots Uncertain
She loved the teachings of the Five Visions. Humility. Sacrifice. Seeing another’s problems before your own.
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Humble Taken Teaching
Well, then,” he said. “Let’s do it.” “What?” Vin asked. “Save the world.” Elend said. “Stop the ash.
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Ashes Said World
“Well,” Rock said, “is involving much mudbeer and singing.” “How’s that a duel?” “He who can still sing after the most drinks is winner. Plus, soon’ everyone is so drunk that they forget what argument was about.” Teft laughed. “Beats knives at dawn, I suppose.
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Argument Drink Drunk Most Rock

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