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We must set aside our wishes and give heed to reality. Nobody can accept the truth while hiding from it.

Brandon Mull

It’s easy to make up weird stuff. It gets trickier when you want the weird stuff to be interesting and make sense.
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Interesting Stuff Want
What’s the dog called?”Jason asked. “Feraclestinius Androbrelium Pathershin the Seventh.” “No, I meant his entire name.
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Dog Names
Let’s worry about fixing the problem instead of the blame.
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Blame Fixing Worry
Ew, sicko. I was practicing Edomic.” “Sure you were,” Jason said. “You’re just too embarrassed to admit you were playing hide-and-seek all alone. Rachel hiding, nobody seeking.
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All Alone Hiding Jason
Can’t you home school me?” Nate pleaded. “You would never do any work.” (Nate’s mom) “Sounds perfect!
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Home Mom School
Then she imagined Hal giving a rousing eulogy at her funeral explaining how Kendra’s death was a beautiful sacrifice allowing the noble zombies to live on delighting future generations by mindlessly trying to eat them. With her luck it could totally happen.
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Allow Beautiful Explaining Generation Mindlessly
Luck has a way of evaporating when you lean on it.
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Evaporate Good Luck Way
Hooves clomping over the whitewashed planks, Doren sprinted along the boardwalk after Rondus, a portly satyr with butterscotch fur and horns that curved away from each other. Puffing hard, Rondus cut through a gazebo and started down the stairs to the field.
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Cutting Skins Together
Say no to death pies. Another good motto.
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Another Good Motto Pie
Most pleasures are best as a seasoning, not the main course. However you try to disguise it, you end up feeding without being nourished.
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Disguise Most Nourished
Don’t let the brownies bite.
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Bites Brownies Let
Please don’t assault me with that meat amalgam. It would surely cause infection
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Assault Causes Meat
I would read a book, okay, are you happy?” You had best be careful, Seth,” Grandma warned. “The love of reading can be contagious.” I just lost my appetite,” he declared.
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Contagious Declared Happy Read
I wanted to keep others from wasting their time pursuing the Word. And I couldn’t ditch Rachel.” Galloran smiled. “Truly, you are possessed by that species of madness that begets heroism.
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Begger Possessed Pursuing Suppose
Want a reliable road to emotional and spiritual suicide? Spend your life trying to fit in.
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Emotional Spiritual Suicide
Might not hurt you to pick up a book, just as an experiment.” Whatever. I looked up the definition for ‘nerd’ in the dictionary. Know what it said?” “I bet you’ll tell me.” ” ‘If you’re reading this, you are one.’ ” You’re a riot.
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Bet Book Hurt Reading

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