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Ew, sicko. I was practicing Edomic.” “Sure you were,” Jason said. “You’re just too embarrassed to admit you were playing hide-and-seek all alone. Rachel hiding, nobody seeking.

Brandon Mull

For Frito-Lay!” – Newel and Doren
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Country Lay People Person
Any simpleton can speak with confidence. Sometimes the greatest fools have the most bravado.
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Fool Sometimes Speak
You regress. Strong limbs become feeble, keen senses grow dull, hardy constitutions deteriorate. Beauty withers. Organs quit. You remember yourself in your prime, and wonder where that person went. As your wisdom and experience are peaking, your traitorous body becomes a prison.
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Constitution Deteriorate Person Remember Wonder
I hate how my past actions keep messing up my future options, Seth muttered. Then you’ve started down the road to wisdom, Grandpa replied.
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Grandpa Hate Past
Please don’t assault me with that meat amalgam. It would surely cause infection
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Assault Causes Meat
In their youth, mortals behave more like nymphs. Adulthood seems impossibly distant, let alone the enfeeblement of old age. But ponderously, inevitably, it overtakes you.
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Age Nymphs Youth
Luck has a way of evaporating when you lean on it.
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Evaporate Good Luck Way
An unread book does nobody any good
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Book Nobody Unread
You look tired,” Rachel told Jason. “I wish I could jog and sleep at the same time.” “Can’t you?” Ferrin asked, joining them at the little cascade. “I always imagined that you could sleep rolling down a mountainside in a barrel.” “I probably could today,” Jason conceded.
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Cascade Sleep Tired Wish
And you came back to Lyrian?” Galloran said in disbelief. “Believe it or not, I came through the same hippopotamus that brought me here the first time. Jumped into the tank on purpose.
BRANDON MULL

Believe Heroism Tanks
Let’s worry about fixing the problem instead of the blame.
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Blame Fixing Worry
Say no to death pies. Another good motto.
BRANDON MULL

Another Good Motto Pie
The girl with the long brown hair turned around. “Are you her boy friend?” she asked. Summer glanced from Crystal to Nate and back.
BRANDON MULL

Boys Girl Summer
It’s easy to make up weird stuff. It gets trickier when you want the weird stuff to be interesting and make sense.
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Interesting Stuff Want
The comforts of life as a fugitive,” Drake sighed. “Stumbling about in the dark without mounts.
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Comfort Dark Stumbling
There are no insect eggs in my food.” Mrs. White reiterated. You should use that in your advertising,” Nate suggested.
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Eggs Use White

Ew, sicko. I was practicing Edomic.” “Sure you were,” Jason said. “You’re just too embarrassed to admit you were playing hide-and-seek all alone. Rachel hiding, nobody seeking.

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Ew, sicko. I was practicing Edomic.” “Sure you were,” Jason said. “You’re just too embarrassed to admit you were playing hide-and-seek all alone. Rachel hiding, nobody seeking.

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