How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb? The plum tree in the garden!
BRAD WARNERWe believe Somewhere Else is out there for us if only we could find it. But there’s no Somewhere Else. Everything is right here…Make this your paradise or make this your hell. The choice is entirely yours. Really.
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Faith keeps you going, but doubt keeps you from going off the deep end.
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I mean Godzilla is eternally pissed off at everything but of course he’s gonna be because every time he pops out of the water for a look around somebody is firing a missile at him. Buddha would probably have to act as a mediator between the people and Godzilla.
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So I’m skeptical and cynical about the whole thing and it’s only if something seems to be genuine that I would pursue it. That’s why I’ve stuck with Zen for so long and not gone on to some other path with it.
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As for enlightenment, that’s just for people who can’t face reality.
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the only real time as far as Buddhism is concerned is right now. Right now there is no old age or death because old age and death are descriptions of things as they are now when we compare them to things as they used to be.
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Do what you do as well as you possibly can. That’s Buddhist morality.
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Real morality is based on a single criterion: right action, appropriate action, in the present moment and present situation.
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I mean, I can do that all day long. I can tell you the Vulcan’s are not actually devoid of emotion. That they work hard to suppress their emotions. And of course, there actually are no real Vulcan’s, though I know the ins and outs of them as fictional characters.
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Buddha might be the one thing that could settle Godzilla down. He might say, “Listen Godzilla, you don’t have to do all this. Just chill out a little bit and everything will be fine”.
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I guess that all figures into my approach because once I start hearing the imagination land stuff (that’s my new phrase now I guess) I tend to tune out or start laughing at it like, “Haha, you guys really believe there is a heaven.”
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Reality’s all you’ve got. But here’s the real secret, the real miracle: it’s enough.
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Just know that your expectations are only thoughts in your head, and keep on doing what you do.
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Your role is to do and say the things that need to be done and said from your unique perspective.
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The real goal of Zen is to find a way of life that’s easy and undramatic. Strong attachments lead to upset and drama.
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You won’t understand life and death until you’re ready to set aside any hope of understanding life and death and just live your life until you die.
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