As a guitar player, it’s harder for me to impress somebody than it is to write a song that they like.
BRAD PAISLEY
There ain’t a woman in the world that wants to hear the word yes when she asks if you think that she looks chubby in that dress. And if she cooks all day you better eat it with a smile; it doesn’t matter if it tastes just like bad gravy on a Goodyear tire.
