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What makes the achievements of communist Russia so special and different, that you can simper around in a CCCP T-shirt, while anyone demented enough to wear anything commemorating the Third Reich would be speedily banged away under the 1986 Public Order Act?

Boris Johnson

This is not a time to quail, it is not a crisis, nor should we see it as an excuse for wobbling or self-doubt. But it is a moment for hope.
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Crisis Hope Moments Time
We should celebrate immigrants and everything they do for our country.
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Celebration Country Immigrant Ourselves
I would ban sweets from school – but this pressure to bring in healthy food is too much.
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Healthy School Sweet
It just happens I write fast and always have done.
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Done Happens Writing
It is possible to have a pretty good life and career being a leech and a parasite in the media world, gadding about from TV studio to TV studio, writing inconsequential pieces and having a good time.
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Goodness Life Possible Pretty Time Writing
I want to win and I want to be in office.
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Myself Office Win
London is the sporting capital of the world. I say to the Chinese and I say to the world, ping pong is coming home.
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Capital Home Myself Sports World
This is our chance to build a Britain where everyone benefits from the success of the economy.
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Benefits Chance Economy
Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.
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Chance Reason Vote Wife Yourself
We celebrate the contribution of people who have come to this country to make it better.
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Celebrate Country People
I cant remember what my line on drugs is. Whats my line on drugs?
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Drug Lines Remember
My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.
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Cake Eat Myself Policy
I think I was once given cocaine but I sneezed so it didn’t go up my nose. In fact, it may have been icing sugar.
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Betrayal Drugs Myself Sugar Thinking
What makes the achievements of communist Russia so special and different, that you can simper around in a CCCP T-shirt, while anyone demented enough to wear anything commemorating the Third Reich would be speedily banged away under the 1986 Public Order Act?
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Achievement Commemorating Country Demented Wear
Volunteering is also now more crucial than ever in helping people find work.
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Finding Help People Volunteer Work
I dont see why people are so snooty about Channel Five. It has some respectable documentaries about the Second World War. It also devotes considerable airtime to investigations into lap-dancing, and other related and vital subjects
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Dance Documentary People Respect War World

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