I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.
BORIS JOHNSONThe crucial thing is to look in an informed way at what’s going on. Look at the way in which we are forced by our imbalanced system to push away people who might contribute mightily to the NHS.
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I’m afraid Sadiq Khan is completely wrong. The European Court of Justice is the supreme legal authority in our country.
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I want to win and I want to be in office.
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Nothing excites compassion, in friend and foe alike, as much as the sight of you ker-splonked on the Tarmac with your propeller buried six feet under.
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Bring Harry home to Britain-and if you want a site with less rainfall than Rome, with excellent public transport, and strong connections to Harry Potter, I have just the place.
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London is the sporting capital of the world. I say to the Chinese and I say to the world, ping pong is coming home.
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It is said that the Queen has come to love the Commonwealth, partly because it supplies her with regular cheering crowds of flag-waving picaninnies; and one can imagine that Blair, twice victor abroad but enmired at home, is similarly seduced by foreign politeness.
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Try as I might, I could not look at an overhead projection of a growth profit matrix and stay conscious.
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The difference between Hitler’s speeches and Churchill’s speeches was that Hitler made you think he could do anything; Churchill made you think you could do anything.
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London is a fantastic creator of jobs – but many of these jobs are going to people who don’t originate in this country.
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My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.
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I would ban sweets from school – but this pressure to bring in healthy food is too much.
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The next Tory leader would have to unify his party and ensure that Britain stood tall in the world.
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I am supporting David Cameron purely out of cynical self-interest.
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I love swimming in rivers, and well remember once jumping in at Chiswick.
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I dont see why people are so snooty about Channel Five. It has some respectable documentaries about the Second World War. It also devotes considerable airtime to investigations into lap-dancing, and other related and vital subjects
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