I lead a life of blameless domesticity and always have done.
BORIS JOHNSONI’d like thousands of schools as good as the one I went to, Eton.
More Boris Johnson Quotes
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When Cameron’s Conservatives come to power it will be a golden age for cyclists and an Elysium of cycle lanes, bike racks, and sharia law for bike thieves. And I hope that cycling in London will become almost Chinese in its ubiquity.
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Some people play the piano, some do Sudoku, some watch television, some people go out to dinner parties. I write books.
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I want London to be a competitive, dynamic place to come to work.
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This is not a time to quail, it is not a crisis, nor should we see it as an excuse for wobbling or self-doubt. But it is a moment for hope…
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The volunteering spirit of Londoners is part of what makes this the best big city on earth.
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I’m afraid Sadiq Khan is completely wrong. The European Court of Justice is the supreme legal authority in our country.
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Nothing excites compassion, in friend and foe alike, as much as the sight of you ker-splonked on the Tarmac with your propeller buried six feet under.
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He is like some sherry-crazed old dowager who has lost the family silver at roulette, and who now decides to double up by betting the house as well.
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Never in my life did I think I would be congratulated by Mick Jagger for achieving anything.
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We celebrate the contribution of people who have come to this country to make it better.
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I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.
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The difference between Hitler’s speeches and Churchill’s speeches was that Hitler made you think he could do anything; Churchill made you think you could do anything.
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London is the sporting capital of the world. I say to the Chinese and I say to the world, ping pong is coming home.
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The mayors fund for London will be a streamlined vehicle for getting money from the wealth creating sector to communities across London that are facing hardship and deprivation and are the victims of crime.
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There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese at the back of the fridge.
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