Bill Bailey on milk
Bill Bailey6 quotes“Yes. Yes, when we live our life like 1950s detective films. I often go to my fridge, “Hullo, we’re out of milk. I say mother, where’s the milk?””
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Homogeneity is much to be admired – in milk, for instance – but not for parties.
Barbara WaltersBarbara Walters Oh, let us lose our milk teeth and cut instead the strong teeth of hate and love.
Catherine of SienaCatherine of Siena Maybe it’s a little ambitious of me to presume that no matter how big the film is, that I can always go down to the shop to buy a pint of milk.
Tom HardyTom Hardy With melted opals for my milk, Pearl-leaf for my cracker.
Gwendolyn BrooksGwendolyn Brooks Take a cat, nourish it well with milk and tender meat, make it a couch of silk.
Geoffrey ChaucerGeoffrey Chaucer If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
Steven WrightSteven Wright Trees bear fruits only to be eaten by others; the fields grown grains, but they are consumed by the world. Cows give milk, but she doesn’t drink it herself – that is left to others. Clouds send rain only to quench the parched earth. In such giving, there is little space for selfishness.
Munshi PremchandMunshi Premchand My wife actually got worried about my drinking so much regular milk, you know, so she got me into rice milk and now soy milk, which I greatly enjoy. A soy mocha’s a fine thing.
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