“If their IQ’s where five points lower they’d be geraniums.”

I am not happy with moral victories. Those things are forgotten.

After you retire, there’s only one big event left….and I ain’t ready for that.

I learned more from the mistakes than from the good things.

I guess I’ll retire someday if I live that long.

I’ve always said it takes more courage to stand back there and throw a ball knowing you’re fixing to get drilled than anything I can think of in football.

I used to get mad because nobody else would play Miami. Notre Dame would play them, then drop them. Florida dropped them. Penn State dropped them.

The greatest mistake is to continue to practice a mistake.

Don’t go to the grave with life unused.

That boy don’t know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades, and that boy don’t know the meaning of a lot of words.

Sportsmanship to me is going out and playing as hard as you can within the rules.

That’s us,” he said. “Those five nuts right there.” Which one is me?” I asked. The little deformed one,” Zoe suggested. Oh, shut up.

I didn’t have to work out before 35 but now I have to.

If I wasn’t five-foot, I wouldn’t be who I am! My size is a huge part of me.

Every time we hit an air pocket and the plane dropped about five hundred feet (leaving my stomach in my mouth)

Whoever realizes that the six senses aren’t real, that the five aggregates are fictions, that no such things can be located anywhere in the body, understands the language of Buddhas.

Well, well, he said. Five days a week isnt enough of me? Had to give me an evening, too?

…Five minutes from now, when everything else had dropped away and i realized the full impact of what id done, id feel my heart breaking.

If i’d wanted you dead five minutes ago, you’d have died five minutes ago.