Sure, women sportswriters look when they’re in the clubhouse. Read their stories. How else do you explain a capital letter in the middle of a word?
BOB UECKERThe way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until it stops rolling and then pick it up.
More Bob Uecker Quotes
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I didn’t get a lot of awards as a player. But they did have a Bob Uecker Day Off for me once in Philly.
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I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them don’t even get printed.
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The biggest thrill a ballplayer can have is when your son takes after you. That happened when my Bobby was in his championship Little League game.
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I saw their folks more that day than they did the whole weekend.
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I hope the fans have enjoyed listening as much as I’ve enjoyed doing the games. I don’t ever go to the park where I don’t have a good day.
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I had been playing for a while, and I asked Louisville Slugger to send me a dozen flame treated bats. But when I got it, I realized they had sent me a box of ashes.
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After getting out of the service and going into baseball I never wanted to do anything else.
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I spent three of the best years of my life in 10th grade.
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On TV the people can see it. On radio you’ve got to create it.
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I had a great shoe contract and glove contract with a company who paid me a lot of money never to be seen using their stuff.
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Today you don’t have to do that, because catchers’ mitts are more like first baseman’s gloves.
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I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
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I signed a very modest $3,000 bonus with the Braves in Milwaukee. And my old man didn’t have that kinda money to put out.
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Depending on the weight and model I was using at that time – I would say eight to 10 cookouts.
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Let’s face it. Umpiring is not an easy or happy way to make a living. In the abuse they suffer, and the pay they get for it, you see an imbalance that can only be explained by their need to stay close to a game they can’t resist.
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