I had a great shoe contract and glove contract with a company who paid me a lot of money never to be seen using their stuff.
BOB UECKERSure, women sportswriters look when they’re in the clubhouse. Read their stories. How else do you explain a capital letter in the middle of a word?
More Bob Uecker Quotes
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In 1962 I was named Minor League Player of the Year. It was my second season in the bigs.
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I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
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I think I set a terrific example of ‘Don’t do this’ and ‘Don’t do that.’ And that’s one of the things that I’m most proud of.
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People have asked me a lot of times, because I didn’t hit a lot, how long a dozen bats would last me.
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I didn’t get a lot of awards as a player. But they did have a Bob Uecker Day Off for me once in Philly.
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How do you catch a knuckleball? You wait until it stops rolling, then go pick it up.
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I had chances to do that stuff, but I like baseball, I really do.
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I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but it’s never at the expense of the other guy.
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I think my top salary was maybe in 1966. I made $17,000 and 11 of that came from selling other players’ equipment.
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You throw batting practice, you warm up pitchers, you sit and cheer. You do whatever you have to do to stay on the team.
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I hit a grand slam off Ron Herbel and when his manager Herman Franks came out to get him, he was bringing Herbel’s suitcase.
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Let’s face it. Umpiring is not an easy or happy way to make a living. In the abuse they suffer, and the pay they get for it, you see an imbalance that can only be explained by their need to stay close to a game they can’t resist.
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After getting out of the service and going into baseball I never wanted to do anything else.
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I had slumps that lasted into the winter.
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Any teammate of mine that had a kid and a boy that was capable of playing baseball.
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