I believe in facing reality. But only because I don’t like turning my back on it.

A fool and his money are soon parted. It takes creative tax laws for the rest.
BOB THAVES

Creative Fool Law
The Senate being tied is a start. Now, if only it could be gagged.
BOB THAVES

Congress Senate Tied
Inside me there’s a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.
BOB THAVES

Funny Hilarious Struggle
When you come into the world you have nothing… when you leave you have nothing… and in between there’s the IRS.
BOB THAVES

Nothing People
I don’t know if I can live on my income or not – the government won’t let me try it.
BOB THAVES

Government Income Trying
I believe in facing reality. But only because I don’t like turning my back on it.
BOB THAVES

Believe Facing Reality
I like to get to work early. Before my brain knows what I’m up to.
BOB THAVES

Brain Knows

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