My dad’s a musician, and he taught me how to play when I was three, I think, so I’ve been playing ever since. It’s something I’ve always done.

I would love to have everybody in the world love Bob Schneider. That’s my goal- hundred per cent world domination!
BOB SCHNEIDER

Bob Goal Love World
It would take a lot of time and effort (to repair the computers). And they can’t run (programs and games) kids are interested in today. They’re not even on the Internet. We wouldn’t be offering them much of a carrot.
BOB SCHNEIDER

Carrot Internet Kids Offer Running Technology
Usually horror in your personal life can translate into some good music. Sometimes. Sometimes it can be really maudlin and boring, and kind of personal.
BOB SCHNEIDER

Horror Kind Sometimes
My dad’s a musician, and he taught me how to play when I was three, I think, so I’ve been playing ever since. It’s something I’ve always done.
BOB SCHNEIDER

Dad Play Thinking
I’m always writing new songs and doing them live, and I may do it for a week or two, and then never do it again.
BOB SCHNEIDER

Song Two Writing
Love is when two people who care for each other get confused.
BOB SCHNEIDER

Confused Dream Love

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