“It would take a lot of time and effort (to repair the computers). And they can’t run (programs and games) kids are interested in today. They’re not even on the Internet. We wouldn’t be offering them much of a carrot.”

Love is when two people who care for each other get confused.

I’m always writing new songs and doing them live, and I may do it for a week or two, and then never do it again.

I would love to have everybody in the world love Bob Schneider. That’s my goal- hundred per cent world domination!

My dad’s a musician, and he taught me how to play when I was three, I think, so I’ve been playing ever since. It’s something I’ve always done.

Usually horror in your personal life can translate into some good music. Sometimes. Sometimes it can be really maudlin and boring, and kind of personal.

English bohemians sit in cold orderly rows, like carrots.

In week one of the X Factor, just to be a little bit quirky, I decided to say that I like girls who eat carrots. Ever since I’ve had lots and lots and lots of carrots.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.