I don’t need anything as long as I have my family, friends, millions of dollars, unlimited pussy.
BO BURNHAMMy first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It’s much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
More Bo Burnham Quotes
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I never said I was funny, OK, so stop staring at me.
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Do you guys like impressions? “Why?” That was Socrates.
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Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.
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I’ve been doin’ drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.
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How old is too old to stop believing in, like, the tooth fairy? Like 12? I’ve got a cousin who is 18… Yeah, still believes in gay marriage.
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I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer
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For me, if you distill comedy down, it is surprise and the unexpected. That has to be it on its most base level, in any form.
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Even if he is your friend, never, ever call an Asian person.
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I think comedy has a range, with multiple peaks in different areas. It’s like trying to compare Beethoven and the Beatles. Sometimes I hear from people, ‘I think you try too hard in your comedy.’ And that’s what I worry about.
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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It’s much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
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I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it’s totally not, which is why I’m trying to get away from it because it’s just easy and automatic.
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I thought I wanted to be a physicist in high school until I learned that there was much more math than philosophy in it. I assumed I would just sit around all day and think.
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I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, ‘Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast.
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And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
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I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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