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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It’s much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.

Bo Burnham

I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
BO BURNHAM

Donkey Funny Giants Humor
My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It’s much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.
BO BURNHAM

Camera Down And Firsts
I believe, firmly, that women are always right. Ah, I should actually rephrase that: I… don’t.
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Belief Funny Humor
I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don’t want to construct the show to prove something.
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Speak Thinking Want
What’s a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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Creative Funny Humor Life
When life gets you down, make a comforter!
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Comforter Funny Humor
Is there anything better than pussy? Yeah, a really good book.
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Anything Book Good Pussy
We’re having a traditional Thanksgiving – turkey, mashed potatoes, hat buckles, smallpox, genocide, a blue corn moon, etc.
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Blue Country Moon People
Women are like fingers and toes because they’re easy to count on.
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Funny Humor Toes Women
I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it’s totally not, which is why I’m trying to get away from it because it’s just easy and automatic.
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Controversial Thinking Trying
I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, ‘Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast.
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Cereal Men Remember Thinking
I’m not a grown up until everybody realises I’m a grown up. When everyone remembers me as the dirty kid singing little songs I am the dirty little kid.
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Dirty Grow Kids Song
I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
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Close College Comedy Going
Comedy is the one absolutely self-aware art form. Actually, hip-hop’s another one, I suppose. Because in your songs you’re talking about how good a hip-hop artist you are. It’s like a painter painting a panting of himself painting a painting.
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Art Aware Comedy Self Song
I don’t want to try to recreate for no reason. Like, me in my bedroom, singing songs to a camera was a special thing that was at that time in my life. But I’m just not that kid. I like the format of it, but I want to be able to release things for free.
BO BURNHAM

Kids Singing Song
There’s a certain line between jokes and music and poetry that’s a bit blurred in my mind.
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Certain Joke Lines Mind Poetry

My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It’s much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.

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My first concern is that when you go to a show, you should be present. It’s much more exciting to put the camera down and lose yourself in it.

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