Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award.
BILLY WILDERWe are on the track of something absolutely mediocre.
More Billy Wilder Quotes
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Marilyn was mean. Terribly mean. The meanest woman I have ever met around this town. I have never met anybody as mean as Marilyn Monroe or as utterly fabulous on the screen.
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Well, nobody’s perfect.
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I had one life. And what did I do? Wasted it in some palooka preliminaries in Spain, just before Hitler and Chamberlain warm up for the main event.
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I am appalled by this Marilyn Monroe cult. Perhaps it’s getting to be an act of courage to say the truth about her. Well, let me be courageous.
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I hate that word. It’s return–a return to the millions of people who’ve never forgiven me for deserting the screen.
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The ringing of a telephone that sounds like Beethoven’s “Pastoral.” A letter scribbled on her office stationery that you carry around in your pocket because it smells of all the lilacs in Ohio.
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My English is a mixture between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Archbishop Tutu.
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If there’s anything I hate more than not being taken seriously, it’s being taken too seriously.
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Develop a clean line of action for your leading character
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You have to have a dream so you can get up in the morning.
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[on pop idol Donny Osmond] He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.
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Hindsight is always twenty-twenty.
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After so many drive-in waitresses becoming movie stars, there has been this real drought, when along come class; somebody who actually went to school, can spell, maybe even plays the piano.
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Hollywood didn’t kill Marilyn Monroe, it’s the Marilyn Monroes who are killing Hollywood.
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A director must be a policeman, a midwife, a psychoanalyst, a sycophant and a bastard.
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