My English is a mixture between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Archbishop Tutu.
BILLY WILDERAn actor entering through the door, you’ve got nothing. But if he enters through the window, you’ve got a situation.
More Billy Wilder Quotes
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They’ve tried to manufacture other Marilyn Monroes and they will undoubtedly keep trying. But it won’t work. She was an original.
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Writers became much more important when sound came in, but they’ve had to put up a valiant fight to get the credit they deserve.
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I have ten commandments. The first nine are, thou shalt not bore. The tenth is, thou shalt have right of final cut.
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The more subtle and elegant you are in hiding your plot points, the better you are as a writer.
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I had one life. And what did I do? Wasted it in some palooka preliminaries in Spain, just before Hitler and Chamberlain warm up for the main event.
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I hate that word. It’s return–a return to the millions of people who’ve never forgiven me for deserting the screen.
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One’s too many and a hundred’s not enough.
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My Aunt Minnie would always be punctual and never hold up production, but who would pay to see my Aunt Minnie?
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I just made pictures I would’ve liked to see.
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Film’s thought of as a director’s medium because the director creates the end product that appears on the screen. It’s that stupid auteur theory again, that the director is the author of the film. But what does the director shoot-the telephone book?
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After so many drive-in waitresses becoming movie stars, there has been this real drought, when along come class; somebody who actually went to school, can spell, maybe even plays the piano.
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[on pop idol Donny Osmond] He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.
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If there’s anything I hate more than not being taken seriously, it’s being taken too seriously.
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The best director is the one you don’t see.
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I just always think, ‘Do I like it?’ And if I like it, maybe other people will come and like it too.
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