I don’t go to church. Kneeling bags my nylons.
BILLY WILDERAn actor entering through the door, you’ve got nothing. But if he enters through the window, you’ve got a situation.
More Billy Wilder Quotes
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She was an absolute genius as a comedic actress, with an extraordinary sense for comedic dialogue. It was a God-given gift.
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The ringing of a telephone that sounds like Beethoven’s “Pastoral.” A letter scribbled on her office stationery that you carry around in your pocket because it smells of all the lilacs in Ohio.
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A bad play folds and is forgotten, but in pictures we don’t bury our dead. When you think it’s out of your system, your daughter sees it on television and says, My father is an idiot.
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I hate that word. It’s return–a return to the millions of people who’ve never forgiven me for deserting the screen.
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If you don’t like what you’re doing, it’s unlikely anyone else will either, so be sure you are happy with your own work first.
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Well, nobody’s perfect.
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My English is a mixture between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Archbishop Tutu.
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I met a lot of hard-boiled eggs in my life, but you – you’re twenty minutes.
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An actor entering through the door, you’ve got nothing. But if he enters through the window, you’ve got a situation.
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Hindsight is always twenty-twenty.
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Love is the hardest thing in the world to write about. So simple. You’ve got to catch it through details, like the early morning sunlight hitting the gray tin of the rain spout in front of her house.
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We are on the track of something absolutely mediocre.
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I, you know, am all over the place – every category of pictures I have made, good, bad or indifferent.
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Eighty percent of a picture is writing, the other twenty percent is the execution, such as having the camera on the right spot and being able to afford to have good actors in all parts.
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God save me from myself.
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