If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.
BILLY WILDERWriters became much more important when sound came in, but they’ve had to put up a valiant fight to get the credit they deserve.
More Billy Wilder Quotes
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She may be a wispy, thin little thing, but when you see that girl, you know you’re really in the presence of something. In that league there’s only ever been Garbo, and the other Hepburn, and maybe Bergman. It’s a rare quality, but boy, do you know when you’ve found it.
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My Aunt Minnie would always be punctual and never hold up production, but who would pay to see my Aunt Minnie?
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The only pictures worth making are the ones that are playing with fire.
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The more subtle and elegant you are in hiding your plot points, the better you are as a writer.
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[on pop idol Donny Osmond] He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.
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I just always think, ‘Do I like it?’ And if I like it, maybe other people will come and like it too.
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France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can’t tear the toilet paper.
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I never overestimate the audience, nor do I underestimate them. I just have a very rational idea as to who we’re dealing with, and that we’re not making a picture for Harvard Law School.
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I am appalled by this Marilyn Monroe cult. Perhaps it’s getting to be an act of courage to say the truth about her. Well, let me be courageous.
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Eighty percent of a picture is writing, the other twenty percent is the execution, such as having the camera on the right spot and being able to afford to have good actors in all parts.
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The best director is the one you don’t see.
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You have to have a dream so you can get up in the morning.
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I hate that word. It’s return–a return to the millions of people who’ve never forgiven me for deserting the screen.
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An actor entering through the door, you’ve got nothing. But if he enters through the window, you’ve got a situation.
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Jerry: Oh, you don’t understand, Osgood! Ehhhh… I’m a man. Osgood: Well, nobody’s perfect.
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