You know, that stuff about pink elephants, that’s the bunk. It’s little animals. Little tiny turkeys in straw hats. Midget monkeys coming through the keyholes.
BILLY WILDERHollywood didn’t kill Marilyn Monroe, it’s the Marilyn Monroes who are killing Hollywood.
More Billy Wilder Quotes
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I met a lot of hard-boiled eggs in my life, but you – you’re twenty minutes.
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Film’s thought of as a director’s medium because the director creates the end product that appears on the screen. It’s that stupid auteur theory again, that the director is the author of the film. But what does the director shoot-the telephone book?
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Make subtlety obvious.
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One’s too many and a hundred’s not enough.
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I’m delighted with it, because it used to be that films were the lowest form of art. Now we’ve got something to look down on.
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If something smells bad, why put your nose in it?
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If you have a problem with the third act, the real problem is in the first act.
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I have never met anyone as utterly mean as Marilyn Monroe. Nor as utterly fabulous on the screen, and that includes Garbo.
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I am appalled by this Marilyn Monroe cult. Perhaps it’s getting to be an act of courage to say the truth about her. Well, let me be courageous.
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An actor entering through the door, you’ve got nothing. But if he enters through the window, you’ve got a situation.
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I am big. It’s the pictures that got small.
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You’re as good as the best thing you’ve ever done.
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They’ve tried to manufacture other Marilyn Monroes and they will undoubtedly keep trying. But it won’t work. She was an original.
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I never overestimate the audience, nor do I underestimate them. I just have a very rational idea as to who we’re dealing with, and that we’re not making a picture for Harvard Law School.
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France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can’t tear the toilet paper.
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