The ringing of a telephone that sounds like Beethoven’s “Pastoral.” A letter scribbled on her office stationery that you carry around in your pocket because it smells of all the lilacs in Ohio.
BILLY WILDERHollywood didn’t kill Marilyn Monroe, it’s the Marilyn Monroes who are killing Hollywood.
More Billy Wilder Quotes
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The only pictures worth making are the ones that are playing with fire.
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One’s too many and a hundred’s not enough.
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The more subtle and elegant you are in hiding your plot points, the better you are as a writer.
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I hate that word. It’s return–a return to the millions of people who’ve never forgiven me for deserting the screen.
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You know, that stuff about pink elephants, that’s the bunk. It’s little animals. Little tiny turkeys in straw hats. Midget monkeys coming through the keyholes.
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They’ve tried to manufacture other Marilyn Monroes and they will undoubtedly keep trying. But it won’t work. She was an original.
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Marilyn was mean. Terribly mean. The meanest woman I have ever met around this town. I have never met anybody as mean as Marilyn Monroe or as utterly fabulous on the screen.
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We are on the track of something absolutely mediocre.
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Money makes even bastards legitimate.
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Jerry: Oh, you don’t understand, Osgood! Ehhhh… I’m a man. Osgood: Well, nobody’s perfect.
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A director must be a policeman, a midwife, a psychoanalyst, a sycophant and a bastard.
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The Austrians are brilliant people. They made the world believe that Hitler was a German and Beethoven an Austrian.
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Make subtlety obvious.
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I never overestimate the audience, nor do I underestimate them. I just have a very rational idea as to who we’re dealing with, and that we’re not making a picture for Harvard Law School.
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The best director is the one you don’t see.
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