If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.
BILLY WILDERIf something smells bad, why put your nose in it?
More Billy Wilder Quotes
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A bad play folds and is forgotten, but in pictures we don’t bury our dead. When you think it’s out of your system, your daughter sees it on television and says, My father is an idiot.
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France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can’t tear the toilet paper.
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Well, nobody’s perfect.
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The best director is the one you don’t see.
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I just made pictures I would’ve liked to see.
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An actor entering through the door, you’ve got nothing. But if he enters through the window, you’ve got a situation.
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The more subtle and elegant you are in hiding your plot points, the better you are as a writer.
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I never overestimate the audience, nor do I underestimate them. I just have a very rational idea as to who we’re dealing with, and that we’re not making a picture for Harvard Law School.
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You’re as good as the best thing you’ve ever done.
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Ah, Marilyn, Hollywood’s Joan of Arc, our Ultimate Sacrificial Lamb. Well, let me tell you, she was mean, terribly mean. The meanest woman I have ever known in this town.
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Eighty percent of a picture is writing, the other twenty percent is the execution, such as having the camera on the right spot and being able to afford to have good actors in all parts.
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The forest of Compiegne. Look at it. Like a kind grandmother dozing in her rocking chair. Old trees practicing curtsies in the wind because they still think Louis XIV is king.
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One’s too many and a hundred’s not enough.
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I had one life. And what did I do? Wasted it in some palooka preliminaries in Spain, just before Hitler and Chamberlain warm up for the main event.
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Make subtlety obvious.
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