If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.
BILLY WILDERI am appalled by this Marilyn Monroe cult. Perhaps it’s getting to be an act of courage to say the truth about her. Well, let me be courageous.
More Billy Wilder Quotes
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Develop a clean line of action for your leading character
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Hindsight is always twenty-twenty.
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Marilyn was mean. Terribly mean. The meanest woman I have ever met around this town. I have never met anybody as mean as Marilyn Monroe or as utterly fabulous on the screen.
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If there’s anything I hate more than not being taken seriously, it’s being taken too seriously.
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She may be a wispy, thin little thing, but when you see that girl, you know you’re really in the presence of something. In that league there’s only ever been Garbo, and the other Hepburn, and maybe Bergman. It’s a rare quality, but boy, do you know when you’ve found it.
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A director must be a policeman, a midwife, a psychoanalyst, a sycophant and a bastard.
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I have never met anyone as utterly mean as Marilyn Monroe. Nor as utterly fabulous on the screen, and that includes Garbo.
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If you don’t like what you’re doing, it’s unlikely anyone else will either, so be sure you are happy with your own work first.
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France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can’t tear the toilet paper.
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The more subtle and elegant you are in hiding your plot points, the better you are as a writer.
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We are on the track of something absolutely mediocre.
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You know, that stuff about pink elephants, that’s the bunk. It’s little animals. Little tiny turkeys in straw hats. Midget monkeys coming through the keyholes.
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Well, nobody’s perfect.
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I just always think, ‘Do I like it?’ And if I like it, maybe other people will come and like it too.
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Writers became much more important when sound came in, but they’ve had to put up a valiant fight to get the credit they deserve.
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