I had one life. And what did I do? Wasted it in some palooka preliminaries in Spain, just before Hitler and Chamberlain warm up for the main event.
BILLY WILDERThe only pictures worth making are the ones that are playing with fire.
More Billy Wilder Quotes
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[about the Hotel Marmont on Sunset Blvd., a piece of Hollywood history] I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel.
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We are on the track of something absolutely mediocre.
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My English is a mixture between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Archbishop Tutu.
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Make subtlety obvious.
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The only pictures worth making are the ones that are playing with fire.
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I don’t go to church. Kneeling bags my nylons.
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Eighty percent of a picture is writing, the other twenty percent is the execution, such as having the camera on the right spot and being able to afford to have good actors in all parts.
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The more subtle and elegant you are in hiding your plot points, the better you are as a writer.
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Jerry: Oh, you don’t understand, Osgood! Ehhhh… I’m a man. Osgood: Well, nobody’s perfect.
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The best director is the one you don’t see.
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After so many drive-in waitresses becoming movie stars, there has been this real drought, when along come class; somebody who actually went to school, can spell, maybe even plays the piano.
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The Austrians are brilliant people. They made the world believe that Hitler was a German and Beethoven an Austrian.
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You’re as good as the best thing you’ve ever done.
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I have ten commandments. The first nine are, thou shalt not bore. The tenth is, thou shalt have right of final cut.
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Hollywood didn’t kill Marilyn Monroe, it’s the Marilyn Monroes who are killing Hollywood.
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