Jerry: Oh, you don’t understand, Osgood! Ehhhh… I’m a man. Osgood: Well, nobody’s perfect.
BILLY WILDERHindsight is always twenty-twenty.
More Billy Wilder Quotes
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I hate that word. It’s return–a return to the millions of people who’ve never forgiven me for deserting the screen.
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If there’s anything I hate more than not being taken seriously, it’s being taken too seriously.
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Develop a clean line of action for your leading character
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France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can’t tear the toilet paper.
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Money makes even bastards legitimate.
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She may be a wispy, thin little thing, but when you see that girl, you know you’re really in the presence of something. In that league there’s only ever been Garbo, and the other Hepburn, and maybe Bergman. It’s a rare quality, but boy, do you know when you’ve found it.
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The forest of Compiegne. Look at it. Like a kind grandmother dozing in her rocking chair. Old trees practicing curtsies in the wind because they still think Louis XIV is king.
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Now, what is it which makes a scene interesting? If you see a man coming through a doorway, it means nothing. If you see him coming through a window – that is at once interesting.
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I, you know, am all over the place – every category of pictures I have made, good, bad or indifferent.
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My English is a mixture between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Archbishop Tutu.
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The only pictures worth making are the ones that are playing with fire.
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Marilyn was mean. Terribly mean. The meanest woman I have ever met around this town. I have never met anybody as mean as Marilyn Monroe or as utterly fabulous on the screen.
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A director must be a policeman, a midwife, a psychoanalyst, a sycophant and a bastard.
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Well, nobody’s perfect.
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[on pop idol Donny Osmond] He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.
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