My English is a mixture between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Archbishop Tutu.
BILLY WILDERHindsight is always twenty-twenty.
More Billy Wilder Quotes
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Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award.
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If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.
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Money makes even bastards legitimate.
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I am big. It’s the pictures that got small.
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Ah, Marilyn, Hollywood’s Joan of Arc, our Ultimate Sacrificial Lamb. Well, let me tell you, she was mean, terribly mean. The meanest woman I have ever known in this town.
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I, you know, am all over the place – every category of pictures I have made, good, bad or indifferent.
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We are on the track of something absolutely mediocre.
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Film’s thought of as a director’s medium because the director creates the end product that appears on the screen. It’s that stupid auteur theory again, that the director is the author of the film. But what does the director shoot-the telephone book?
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Jerry: Oh, you don’t understand, Osgood! Ehhhh… I’m a man. Osgood: Well, nobody’s perfect.
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I have never met anyone as utterly mean as Marilyn Monroe. Nor as utterly fabulous on the screen, and that includes Garbo.
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She was an absolute genius as a comedic actress, with an extraordinary sense for comedic dialogue. It was a God-given gift.
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I had one life. And what did I do? Wasted it in some palooka preliminaries in Spain, just before Hitler and Chamberlain warm up for the main event.
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The best director is the one you don’t see.
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After so many drive-in waitresses becoming movie stars, there has been this real drought, when along come class; somebody who actually went to school, can spell, maybe even plays the piano.
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You’re as good as the best thing you’ve ever done.
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