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I pity anyone who can’t laugh. There must be something wrong with their religion or their lives. The devil can’t laugh.

Billy Sunday

The rivers of America will run with blood filled to their banks before we will submit to them taking the Bible out of our schools.
BILLY SUNDAY

Blood Country River Running School
It is not necessary to be in a big place to do big things.
BILLY SUNDAY

Big Things Bigs
Let’s quit fiddling with religion and do something to bring the world to Christ.
BILLY SUNDAY

Inspiration Religion World
One reason sin flourishes is that it is treated like a cream puff instead of a rattlesnake.
BILLY SUNDAY

Cream Flourishes Puff Reason Sin
And if you think that anybody is going to frighten me, you don’t know me yet.
BILLY SUNDAY

Christian Fear Thinking
Wealth is not the standard of worth. Some people put cash before character.
BILLY SUNDAY

Cash Character People
The law tells me how crooked I am. Grace comes along and straightens me out.
BILLY SUNDAY

Crooked Grace Law
God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot — and some of you people.
BILLY SUNDAY

Littles Monkeys Parrot People
What have you given the world it never possessed before you came?
BILLY SUNDAY

Given Possessed World
When the English language gets in my way, I walk over it.
BILLY SUNDAY

Language Walks Way
Live so that when the final summons comes you will leave something more behind you than an epitaph on a tombstone or an obituary in a newspaper.
BILLY SUNDAY

Behind Finals Something Summons Tombstone
You can’t measure manhood with a tape line around the biceps.
BILLY SUNDAY

Biceps Lines Tape
The saloon is a liar. It promises good cheer and sends sorrow.
BILLY SUNDAY

Cheer Liars Lying
The Democratic party of Florida has put a temperance plank in its platform and the Republican party of every state would nail that plank in their platform if they thought it would carry the election.
BILLY SUNDAY

Florida Party Sports
I am a temperance Republican down to my toes.
BILLY SUNDAY

Republican Temperance Toes
I am the sworn, eternal and uncompromising enemy of the liquor traffic.
BILLY SUNDAY

Enemy Liquor Sports

I pity anyone who can’t laugh. There must be something wrong with their religion or their lives. The devil can’t laugh.

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