You want to give people a reason to hate my guts more? I’m making more money.
BILLY JOELThere’s nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
More Billy Joel Quotes
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There are people who have lost every trace of human kindness.
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Where have you been hanging out lately honey? You can’t dress trashy ’til you spend a lot of money.
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If you tell kids they can’t have something, that’s what they want.
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I’m not sure about life after this; god knows I’m not a spiritual man.
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I once believed in causes, too. Had my pointless point of view. Life went on no matter who was wrong or right.
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I had a melody and a rhythm and chords, but nothing to talk about.
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When I first started I didn’t know a lot about the job, so I kinda had to figure it out by wire, ya know? It was hit and miss, I made mistakes, and fortunately I was able to recover from most of ’em.
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Give us this day our daily discount outlet merchandise…
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Don’t go changing to try and please me You never let me down before Don’t imagine you’re too familiar And I don’t see you anymore I would not leave you in times of trouble
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Don’t go changing, to try and please me You never let me down before.
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I’m single but interviewing.
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They are sharing a drink called loneliness.
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When I look at great works of art or listen to inspired music, I sense intimate portraits of the specific times in which they were created.
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I’ve tried to avoid that all my life. When I wrote about soldiers in Vietnam, I wasn’t trying to make a political statement. I was trying to write about how screwed things were for soldiers, and how they still are.
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There’s an old man sitting next to me, making love to his tonic and gin.
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