I keep telling people: Don’t make me the poster boy for AA because I don’t know a lot about sobriety, but I do know a lot about drinking.
BILLY JOELThere’s nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
More Billy Joel Quotes
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I see the winos talking to themselves and I can understand.
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Working too hard can give you a heart-attack.
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You can linger too long in your dreams.
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Why do musicians give so much time to charitable causes? The most humanitarian cause that we can give our time to is the creation and performance of music itself.
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Hope you don’t think this is Billy Joel unplugged. I’m a piano player. I’m already unplugged.
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Even when I stop performing or stop making records I won’t stop being creative. Songwriting is a good outlet.
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What if she figures out you’re not very smart?
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In every heart there is a room, a sanctuary safe and strong, to heal the wounds from lovers past, until a new one comes along…
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I don’t want clever conversation, I never want to work that hard, I just want someone I can talk to, I want you just the way you are.
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As long as there are memories, yesterday remains. As long as there is hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as there is friendship, today is beautiful.
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I’m a statistic in a system that a civil servant dominates.
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Give us this day our daily discount outlet merchandise…
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Someday we’ll all be gone, but lullabies go on and on / They never die, that’s how you and I will be
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In every heart there is a room, A sanctuary safe and strong, To heal the wounds from lovers past, Until a new one comes along
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I don’t care what consequence it brings, I have been a fool for lesser things.
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