She’ll carelessly cut you and laugh while you’re bleeding.
BILLY JOELThere’s nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
More Billy Joel Quotes
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As human beings, we need to know that we are not alone, that we are not crazy or completely out of our minds, that there are other people out there who feel as we do, live as we do, love as we do, who are like us.
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In every heart there is a room, a sanctuary safe and strong, to heal the wounds from lovers past, until a new one comes along…
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I consider myself to be an inept pianist, a bad singer, and a merely competent songwriter. What I do, in my opinion, is by no means extraordinary.
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Only the good die young.
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Oh, she takes care of herself. She can wait if she wants. She’s ahead of her time. Oh, and she never gives out. And she never gives in. She just changes her mind.
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We might be laughing a bit too loud, but that never hurt no one
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You just sit home and masturbate. The phone is going to ring soon, but you just can’t wait.
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I’ve passed the age of consciousness and righteous rage. I found that just surviving was a noble fight.
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Don’t be afraid to try again everyone goes south every now and then.
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I would not leave you in your times of trouble. We never could have come this far. I took the good times, I’ll take the bad times, I’ll take you just the way you are.
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It took me years to write it, they were the best years of my life It was a beautiful song but it ran too long If you’re gonna have a hit you gotta make it fit So they cut it down to 3:05.
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Call me a joker, call me a fool, right at this moment I’m totally cool.
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There will be other words some other day; that is the story of my life.
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Where have you been hanging out lately honey? You can’t dress trashy ’til you spend a lot of money.
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I keep telling people: Don’t make me the poster boy for AA because I don’t know a lot about sobriety, but I do know a lot about drinking.
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