Musicians now find themselves in the unlikely position of being legitimate. At least the IRS thinks so.
BILLY JOELYou can pay Uncle Sam with all your overtime, is that all you get for your money?
More Billy Joel Quotes
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Say goodbye to the oldies, but goodies, because the good old days weren’t always good and tomorrow ain’t as bad as it seems
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Musicians want to be the loud voice for so many quiet hearts.
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What if she figures out you’re not very smart?
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It should be easy for a man who’s strong to say he’s sorry or admit when he’s wrong.
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Working too hard can give you a heart-attack.
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Videos destroyed the vitality of rock and roll. Before that, music said, “Listen to me.” Now it says, “Look at me.”
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I guess some people in classical music can keep going until they kick (die) and the (Rolling) Stones are definitely pushing the envelope but I wonder if here’s a time when you have to face whether you are as good as you used to be.
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I’m a statistic in a system that a civil servant dominates.
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I always loved music, so I would probably either be in a band with another group of people, or an arranger, a producer, a musicologist, a music history guy, something to do with music. Either that, or I would probably be in jail. Or dead.
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When I first started I didn’t know a lot about the job, so I kinda had to figure it out by wire, ya know? It was hit and miss, I made mistakes, and fortunately I was able to recover from most of ’em.
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Nobody who ever becomes big comes back here.” And I felt so sad for this kid, he seemed so bitter about it. I said, “Well, I’m coming back, no matter what.”
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We drown our doubts in dry champagne and soothe our souls with fine cocaine. I don’t know why I even care, we get so high and get nowhere.
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Why don’t the Beatles get back together? Why don’t nobody sing of romance?
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She’ll carelessly cut you and laugh while you’re bleeding.
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You can’t go the distance with too much resistance
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I have a theory that the only original things we ever do are mistakes.
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I was having a hard time a couple of years ago… I’m a good driver, I just had bad luck.
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Someday we’ll all be gone, but lullabies go on and on / They never die, that’s how you and I will be
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Hope you don’t think this is Billy Joel unplugged. I’m a piano player. I’m already unplugged.
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I took a fresh pack of Luckies, a mint called Sen-Sen, my old man’s Trojans.
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Give us this day our daily discount outlet merchandise…
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There’s an old man sitting next to me, making love to his tonic and gin.
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As long as there are memories, yesterday remains. As long as there is hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as there is friendship, today is beautiful.
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You get paid like a really good call girl. Walking offstage is like the walk of shame.
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We might be laughing a bit too loud, but that never hurt no one
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Yes, they’re sharing a drink they call loneliness But it’s better than drinkin’ alone.
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