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Sometimes WRONG is worth the FUNNY!

Billy Gardell

As a comic, I’ve heard gunshots while I’m trying to get to sleep. I’ve performed where people wanted to do you harm after the show because of something you said.
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People Sleep Trying
No one wants to see someone talk who takes themselves too seriously.
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No Seriously Someone Talk Themselves Want
I have been a big guy all my life, I am not going to lose a bunch of weight, because then you’re like that weird fat person that got skinny but still has a big head. I don’t want to do that. So I’m just trying.
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Guy Skinny Trying Weight
Yeah, I’ve done Jim Breuer’s radio show a couple times, and I heard from Larry the Cable Guy when I got ‘Mike & Molly,’ wishing me congratulations.
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Congratulation Couple Party Radio Show
Whenever I realize I’m being a goofball, I write it down. When I release the joke onstage, I love watching the effect it has on the audience.
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Realizing Writing
I chewed up a lot of Florida highway when I was starting out. Used to come to Tampa two or three times a year for about 10 years straight.
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Country Straight Two Years
Look, you know, you can’t please everybody. I’m a stand-up comic. I know that. It doesn’t matter how funny you are and how well you do, there’s two people that are going to walk out of there hating you.
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Hate People Two
I’ve been trying to watch my weight a bit, but when I come to Las Vegas, all bets are off. I get enough healthy food in L.A. where the food is the size of a quarter and costs $40 – when I’m in Vegas, I want a steak!
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Country Healthy People Trying
Sometimes WRONG is worth the FUNNY!
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Funny Sometimes Worth Wrong
I like those older theaters – the acoustics are perfect, I mean, you just have that feel of there’s been a thousand shows in there and now you get to be one.
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Acoustics Mean Perfect
Whatever is happening in your life is what’s going on on stage. So if you’re angry in your life, then that’s going to be on stage. If you’re looking for the guy that’s just going to make you laugh for an hour and forget about, that’s me.
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Angry Guy Hour Laugh Life Make Stage
I mean, yeah, I want to lose some weight! I’m doing the best I can.
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Mean Want Weight
Everybody wants to be a better version of themselves – everybody. And I hope one day I can lose some weight.
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Everybody Fun Hero Years
You need a wisecracking buddy standing next to you? That’s the role for me. You got the guys who are knock-down, drag-out handsome. That’s what people want to see. Let that guy be the hero. But there’s always a role for the Everyman.
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Buddy Guy Handsome Hero Next People Standing Wisecracking
Getting to do my stand-up the way I have this summer is really what I’ve dreamed of since I was about 10 years old.
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Framed Getting Old Really
And then as I got older, see, I think a lot of times with comics, your life kind of permeates your act.
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Guy Laughing Thinking

Sometimes WRONG is worth the FUNNY!

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