I’m not much of a dancer.
BILLY EICHNERI couldn’t just get up every day and be miserable and complain.
More Billy Eichner Quotes
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I came back to New York after college like any number of struggling performers, and you just find that niche where you can have some sort of impact. And for me that turned out to be comedy.
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The most outrageous thing happened years ago in my YouTube days, when I asked an older lady – it was like a sexually flavored question and she just slapped me full-on across the face. That’s the one time someone got physically aggressive with me. And it hurt.
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I have a medical condition, all right. It’s called caring too much, and it’s incurable. Also, I have eczema.
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I never fully committed to the child actor thing. I also liked being a regular kid and being a student.
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A lot of comics aren’t their on-screen personas; Chris Rock isn’t always ranting and raving.
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I thought it would be funny to go to my Korean dry cleaner and ask her about my head shot, as if it’s the most important thing in the world, and as if it’s something that everyone should weigh on because it’s important to me.
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I am invisible in gay bars.
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If someone walks away from me, I just let them walk, and I move on to the next person.
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I’d be doing Oscar predictions months ahead of time, and not only for the Oscars, for the Grammys. This is just what excited me as a kid.
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What I do is make myself this over-the-top character that people either find endearing or they think is a joke. Then I can do anything I want.
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I like talking to a person who is crazy in a fun, eccentric way. I don’t want to talk to a legitimate crazy person, because that’s not nice.
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Every actor-performer says this, and it sounds so irritating, but I’m not the most outgoing person.
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You’re going to get killed.” That’s not what’s going to kill me. The show is going to kill me. The work is going to kill me. Once I’m on the street, I’m not worried about that.
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You have to fight. You know, you don’t want to fight, but you have to fight to make your show your own, to make your voice be heard. You just have to sometimes.
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It’s crazy. I don’t know how I’m not dead. People think I’m going to get punched in the face: “Something terrible is going to happen to you.
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