I have a medical condition, all right. It’s called caring too much, and it’s incurable. Also, I have eczema.
BILLY EICHNERWhen I opened my mouth to sing as a kid, I kind of randomly had a really good singing voice. And so that put me on the actor track and the musicals track.
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I think it’s for people who obviously care about pop culture or know about it, even if it’s to a fault. I think it’s for outsiders.
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I am invisible in gay bars.
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I like talking to a person who is crazy in a fun, eccentric way. I don’t want to talk to a legitimate crazy person, because that’s not nice.
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What I do is make myself this over-the-top character that people either find endearing or they think is a joke. Then I can do anything I want.
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We weren’t, like, rich people, but we were middle-class people and my parents supported this love I had for entertainment.
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Every actor-performer says this, and it sounds so irritating, but I’m not the most outgoing person.
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Award shows are fun, but completely arbitrary and absurd. And yet, I will watch every single one of them.
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It was pop culture, entertainment, Hollywood, award shows – these are the things that really captivated me as a kid.
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It’s crazy. I don’t know how I’m not dead. People think I’m going to get punched in the face: “Something terrible is going to happen to you.
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You have to fight. You know, you don’t want to fight, but you have to fight to make your show your own, to make your voice be heard. You just have to sometimes.
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I came back to New York after college like any number of struggling performers, and you just find that niche where you can have some sort of impact. And for me that turned out to be comedy.
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I would watch the Oscars and every award show with my parents. I would make lists of who was going to win.
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A lot of comics aren’t their on-screen personas; Chris Rock isn’t always ranting and raving.
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If someone walks away from me, I just let them walk, and I move on to the next person.
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I never fully committed to the child actor thing. I also liked being a regular kid and being a student.
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