Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
BILL WATTERSON[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It’s me, Calvin! I was wondering if you’d like to come over and play. Susie: Why, sure! Boy,
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Calvin: Today for show and tell, I’ve brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake!
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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.
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I liked things better when I didn’t understand them.
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The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
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If your knees aren’t green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
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Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you’re over here like this? Calvin:…I don’t think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.
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So, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don’t recommend it.
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Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! …Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.
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Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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I’d like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.
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Animals aren’t conditional about friendships. Animals like you just the way you are. They listen to your problems, they comfort you when you’re sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness.
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