Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond’rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces… Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug’s juices!
BILL WATTERSON[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It’s me, Calvin! I was wondering if you’d like to come over and play. Susie: Why, sure! Boy,
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian!
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It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
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Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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Every time I’ve built character, I’ve regretted it.
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Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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It’s gratifying to hear that from people who care about comic art. I never know what to make of it when someone writes to say, “Calvin and Hobbes is the best strip in the paper. I like it even more than Nancy.”
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Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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In the short term, it would make me happy to go play outside. In the long term, it would make me happier to do well at school and become successful. But in the VERY long term, I know which will make better memories.
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Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you’re over here like this? Calvin:…I don’t think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.
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Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
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You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You’re ignorant, but at least you act on it.
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I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
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I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
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